"Tokyo 7th Prison"
You look a little different than usual today.
I've dressed up like a yakuza wife for the occasion.
Thanks for coming.
I thought you'd all forgotten about me.
I'm sorry it took so long.
It was hard to get permission to cross the ward border.
What happened to your face?
I tripped, is what the records say.
That's ridiculous!
You wouldn't get a bruise like that from a fall.
It's nothing.
You're such a worrywart, Watson.
Of course I'm worried.
You're still a kid!
The guys inside got to you, huh?
I demand to see the warden!
Quiet! Or I'll end the interview!
Just you try!
I'll tell everyone that Warden Goro
--Are you alone? --is a pervert who likes to wear
--Are you alone? --a woman's thong and has thick chest hair!
--Yeah. --a woman's thong and has thick chest hair!
--I have people looking after me. --Hey! Be quiet!
Hang in there.
The people are calling you a hero.
Thanks.
But I killed a man.
I have to atone for that.
"Koyoru's Collection of Superstitions" This is a present from Sherlock.
"Koyoru's Collection of Superstitions" Nobody would want to read this but Sherlock!
Think about what somebody else might want to read--
"First Moonlit Night"
Hey, what were you trying to do?
I'm sorry! My mom and dad are sick! So...
I don't care if your father broke every bone in his body and is at death's door
or if your mother has stage 4 cancer.
It's not my problem.
You piece of shit four-eyes smarty-pants!
Dummy! Jerk-face!
I'm so worried.
About what?
Moriarty, of course.
I'm not worried.
Why not? Your friend is--
Hello?
Brother?
You don't have the right to call me brother.
Of course. Sorry.
What do you want, Mycroft?
Ward Mayor Moran is not popular on the East Side.
I'm here to ask Mrs. Hudson to help gather votes, and stopped in.
The election's not for another six months.
Elections aren't as simple as you think they are.
Even a year isn't enough.
I'll be coming to the East Side constantly from now on.
Well, you don't need to come see me.
Leave.
Don't talk that way when he was nice enough to come visit.
I'm going to use your bathroom.
Go ahead.
This one's the bathroom.
Of course.
I'll make some coffee.
Why not be a little nicer?
We'll be talking to him a lot about Moriarty.
By the way, I went to see Moriarty--I mean, James.
He was being abused.
We've heard the same reports.
We're doing all we can.
"Sherlock"
That's the sign that a new job's come in.
I'm not going this time.
No, let's do it.
If we're not doing something, we'll just be thinking about Moriarty.
So did you contact the police?
Of course!
"Client" But they won't do a thing!
It's been three days since he went missing!
My brother must have been killed!
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
What happened?
My brother went to Kooriyama in Fukushima Prefecture to fish with a friend.
But only the friend returned.
The friend said they went bass fishing in different boats,
and my brother never came back.
The friend killed him! I know it!
That's not enough to say he was murdered...
Did they go fishing in Asakanuma?
H-Huh? Yes.
How did you know?
And your brother was in an illicit relationship with the friend's wife.
How did you know?
It's just like Koheiji the Living!
What do you mean?
I'm taking the job!
Okay...
Hey, we have to do this in order!
Shut up!
There's no time for orders here, dork!
--Hey, old man! You look pretty happy!
--He's acting pretty happy, --Hey, old man! You look pretty happy!
--but I'm sure he's really down --Hey, old man! You look pretty happy!
--but I'm sure he's really down --Of course! How could I not be,
--over what happened with Moriarty. --Of course! How could I not be,
--over what happened with Moriarty. --given the circumstances?
--So when did you go to work --given the circumstances?
for Ward Mayor Moran, brother?
I told you that you don't have the right to call me brother.
Sorry.
I've been his personal secretary for five years.
Then you've known the two of them for a long time.
The Holmes family is one of the West Side's oldest and most established.
Many geniuses have come from our line.
Sherlock's no exception.
"#1 Sherlock Holmes" Sherlock's no exception.
But one day he left the house,
saying he was dying of boredom each day.
And he ended up here in Kabukicho.
"Kabukicho 221st Avenue" And he ended up here in Kabukicho.
The disorder in this town must have felt like freedom to him.
"Koheiji the Living"
I came to get him, after a while, but he said some strange nonsense,
"Koheiji the Living" "Lamphouse Koyoru" I came to get him, after a while, but he said some strange nonsense,
"Koheiji the Living" "Lamphouse Koyoru" about the human heart being impossible to calculate, and thus interesting.
--Get out of here, you broke loser! --And it was none other than
--Get out of here, you broke loser! --Koheiji looking at us
with the shadow of the lamp cast across his face...
Does Koheiji intend to kill me?
No idea. I'm not thinking about that.
I'm sure it'll go well.
Hey, you're a scary woman... You're the one who made them kill Koheiji!
Well, would you look at that.
A storyteller!
Wait... Wait!
Walk a little slower, so I can keep up!
I'm in a hurry! A hurry!
I've spent five years watching you since Mrs. Hudson asked me to.
But all you ever do is copy others.
I've never seen your own rakugo.
Something's missing.
"Something" tells me nothing.
You'll just have to find out what it is yourself.
I think it's best if you not come back.
Wait... Wait!
Walk a little slower, so I can keep up!
I'm in a hurry! A hurry!
That's Koheiji the Living, right?
The tempo, the rhythm, the pauses...
You were doing Master Koyoru's version, right?
Here.
But you can't make a living off rakugo like that.
The characters seem flat. Not alive.
It's probably because you don't have a heart yourself.
But because you don't have a heart, you want to know what a heart is.
So you're doing rakugo to find a clue to what it is, huh?
I like your rakugo.
I'm hungry!
Feed me something.
You said you were a bartender, right?
Let's go.
So that's what I need.
So you're saying you want me to find the real criminal
to help prove your son's innocence.
Leave it to me!
I've got a whole stable of genius detectives.
I'll solve the case in an instant.
--Hey, is this a detective agency, too? --Let me start by explaining
--Hey, is this a detective agency, too? --how our ranking systems work.
--It's stupid.
--I recommend you go with the S rank
--But it might be more fun than being a bartender. --I recommend you go with the S rank
--But it might be more fun than being a bartender. --with bonus, and...
Coming up with deductions and stuff.
There's no need to even bother deducting.
The criminal is the son.
What?
What did you say?
Your son said it was just 5,000,000 yen, right?
Yes, why?
Only the person who stole it would know the exact number.
Your son and one of his delinquent buddies
put on an act to get money from Daddy.
--That little shit! --Bye!
Make sure to send the money!
Well done.
Why not be a detective?
Hatred, joy, sorrow, all strong enough to cause crimes.
Wouldn't you be exposed to all different kinds of human hearts?
That's what you wanted to find in rakugo, right?
I know.
Why not do it together?
Do what?
Dork. I mean do what detectives do, make deductions, right?
Make it into a rakugo!
I mean mystery-solving rakugo!
And that's how he ended up here.
So that's how it got started.
I thought they made a strange pair.
--But it feels like
--Yes... I knew it.
--the two of them are alike somehow. --Yes... I knew it.
--the two of them are alike somehow. --Knew what?
That's enough.
"Prisoner"
Let's go.
Are you okay?
Isshiki-san...
I'm sorry to make you keep helping me out like this.
You're a hero on the outside, after all.
So the guards are willing to let us use the medical room.
You're out in a week, right?
I'll come visit.
What's that?
A friend who came to visit me today gave it to me.
A friend named Sherlock Holmes.
I always felt I was missing something, ever since I was young.
--It was my mom and my little sister Alex
--James! --It was my mom and my little sister Alex
that filled that hole.
Having the two of them by my side
--Here's your hat! --was really what kept me going.
But...
Mistress! Mistress!
Somebody come quick!
--Mom... --I can't believe this!
--Mom... --Mistress!
It's okay. Don't cry.
Dad doesn't hate you.
He's sad that Mom's gone.
That's why.
But he says I'm not normal. I'm creepy.
We're twins, right?
So I know you better than anybody.
You're not creepy. You're just a normal boy.
School's not fun?
Teachers who couldn't teach if their lives depended on it.
Students who are all pride and no brains.
They're all fools.
What?
James!
Stop sitting in your room and go out and play!
I'm not a little kid...
Hey, why not go to the East Side?
The East Side?
I heard it's a dump.
I never get to go outside, right?
So I think about a lot of things.
About how there's so much in this world I don't know about.
And that the more I knew, the more I'd come to love it.
So I want you to...
To keep loving this world, too, right?
Is that man the one who filled in the gaps in your heart?
No.
When I heard his rakugo, I understood.
He's like me. He's got a hole in his heart.
Thank you!
You found another one!
And so Sherlock's just nuts!
Today he started slapping this corpse and smelling it--
Stop it.
But...
He and I get along.
You know, it's fun to listen to you when you're having fun!
There's still any number of things in this world we don't know about.
So many people we don't know.
And they're waiting to meet us.
That's a wonderful thing, isn't it?
So I want you to always keep loving this world.
Even after Alex left me,
Sherlock and the rest of the row house were there for me.
So I told myself I wasn't alone.
But in the end...
...I'm alone again...
Don't worry.
You're not alone.
Isshiki, I told you he's my prey.
Right?
No, I was just treating his wounds...
No! Please!
Albert-san!
No!
Which means that the criminal is right in front of us. It's the client himself.
Don't be ridiculous!
You killed your brother and tried to pin it on the friend since he had no alibi.
What's wrong with this guy?
Hey, are you listening?
But the client said he was in his home on the West Side all day, right?
The client smelled of himeshaka.
Also called "hanakatsumi," it's a flower that only blooms in Asakanuma.
Give yourself up, Kohada.
--How is a criminal with a good alibi like --Thought you could fool us
--How is a criminal with a good alibi like --with a fake job, huh?
--How is a criminal with a good alibi like --I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
--the ice cream you buy on a bullet train? --I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
--the ice cream you buy on a bullet train? --You're gonna pay for making me do all that work!
--It's hard to get either of them to melt. --You're gonna pay for making me do all that work!
--It's hard to get either of them to melt. --You didn't do anything!
--That's all the time we have for today. --You didn't do anything!
Brilliant as ever, my brother.
Um, by the way, is there any connection between
Sherlock's knowing Moriarty and you working for Moran, brother?
It's a coincidence.
Just a coincidence.
Tsujimoto-san, how is Isshiki-san?
He left this morning.
But he wasn't supposed to leave for a week.
He's headed to the hospital after what Albert-san and his buddies did.
That got him out of here a week early.
Assuming he survives.
Do you know how he wound up here to begin with?
Tried to poison his wife, I heard.
But it was unintentional, he said.
I don't know about that.
"Get Back Your Melon Heart" A job for me? But I'm not a detective anymore...
"Jack and the Moran Family" "It was James that Moran really wanted dead. Alexandra died in his place."